janine's Profile
| Penname: | janine |
| Country: | United Kingdom |
| Web address: | www.pictopoetry.co.uk |
| Member type: | Author |
| Member Since: | Aug 14, 2006 |
| Bio: | This site was the saviour of my sanity when I needed it to be; a haven of escapism that carried me through and somehow inspired my PictoPoetry thing. yes I've been here a while but it still makes me smile to read and review and sometimes post something new. |
User Writings
| Title/Name | Date | Ranking | Reviews | Type | |
| Aug 24, 2007 | 426 | 11 | Poetry | ||
...no sign of smut(!) ...merely a PICTO of a... | |||||
| Dec 8, 2006 | 1331 | 9 | Poetry | ||
just a fun doodle... requires an imaginative... | |||||
| Oct 27, 2007 | 1855 | 9 | Poetry | ||
just another PICTO about being lonesome and... | |||||
| Nov 12, 2007 | 3287 | 3 | Poetry | ||
...i should probably hold this rose back until... | |||||
| Oct 27, 2007 | 1266 | 8 | Poetry | ||
...you know how it is girls ...cant keep a good... | |||||
| Oct 31, 2006 | 805 | 11 | Poetry | ||
a poem about ...er ...a condom! | |||||
| Aug 26, 2007 | 2173 | 5 | Poetry | ||
...you know how it is? ...out to dine and... | |||||
| Oct 26, 2006 | 900 | 11 | Poetry | ||
yes, this is about BJ as in 'blow job'... | |||||
| Oct 27, 2006 | 429 | 13 | Poetry | ||
here's another experiment --a depiction of... | |||||
| Oct 29, 2006 | 3240 | 5 | Poetry | ||
is it a cat..? is it an alien..? no it's... | |||||
| Oct 29, 2006 | 2572 | 7 | Poetry | ||
a poem about ...er ...lipstick!! | |||||
| Oct 30, 2006 | 2830 | 6 | Poetry | ||
a poem about ...er ...a tree! | |||||
| Nov 22, 2006 | 2992 | 4 | Poetry | ||
.....pucker up!! | |||||
| Nov 29, 2006 | 739 | 11 | Poetry | ||
a vision of womanly perfection (haha) ....a... | |||||
| Mar 30, 2007 | 2491 | 6 | Poetry | ||
...some light relief, perhaps? ...fun form of... | |||||
| Dec 7, 2006 | 1115 | 7 | Poetry | ||
wandering into the sunset.... a manly man to go... | |||||
| Dec 12, 2006 | 1308 | 8 | Poetry | ||
...at the risk of being predictable - here's... | |||||
| Jan 31, 2007 | 1970 | 6 | Poetry | ||
the tale of bert 'n' edna's tipsy escapade... | |||||
| Feb 6, 2007 | 2017 | 6 | Poetry | ||
simple appreciation of the beauty of swans... | |||||
| Feb 10, 2007 | 2958 | 4 | Poetry | ||
nowhere near as sophisticated as a swan ...just... | |||||
| Feb 19, 2007 | 2163 | 7 | Poetry | ||
the novelty of the PICTO continues... simply... | |||||
| Feb 23, 2007 | 2996 | 4 | Poetry | ||
one for the broken hearted, i suppose, and... | |||||
| Feb 28, 2007 | 2114 | 7 | Poetry | ||
....a boomerang??? ....um ....no ....it's... | |||||
| Mar 2, 2007 | 273 | 13 | Poetry | ||
another crude stab at erotica!! ...a playful... | |||||
| Mar 8, 2007 | 435 | 16 | Poetry | ||
sorry... at it again (so to speak)... the title... | |||||
| Mar 9, 2007 | 2309 | 7 | Poetry | ||
inspired by a reviewer who read the shape of a... | |||||
| Mar 13, 2007 | 976 | 10 | Poetry | ||
time for a cappuccino ...yes it's a PICTO of a... | |||||
| Mar 17, 2007 | 1185 | 8 | Poetry | ||
speaks for itself, i suppose, PICTO of a... | |||||
| Mar 18, 2007 | 1835 | 7 | Poetry | ||
...Easter is coming, so how could i possibly... | |||||
| Mar 22, 2007 | 1874 | 6 | Poetry | ||
....there has been a lot in the news over here... | |||||
| Mar 30, 2007 | 3483 | 3 | Poetry | ||
...umm ...sad but true, this probably is a... | |||||
| Apr 1, 2007 | 2906 | 5 | Poetry | ||
...never been there myself (thankfully) ...a... | |||||
| Apr 4, 2007 | 1668 | 7 | Poetry | ||
...not at all naughty ...just a nautical PICTO... | |||||
| Apr 10, 2007 | 1728 | 7 | Poetry | ||
...um ...dunno why i pick topics i know nothing... | |||||
| Apr 12, 2007 | 1292 | 9 | Poetry | ||
...no mention of emissions ...and not quite... | |||||
| Apr 12, 2007 | 772 | 14 | Poetry | ||
...not exactly erotic ...but dunno where else... | |||||
| Apr 14, 2007 | 3105 | 4 | Poetry | ||
...ok, admittedly not a perfect ring but this... | |||||
| Apr 18, 2007 | 3010 | 5 | Poetry | ||
...here's a PICTO for all you fitness fanatics... | |||||
| Nov 20, 2007 | 2833 | 3 | Poetry | ||
...ahhh, the romance, the prospect of wedded... | |||||
| May 19, 2007 | 2066 | 9 | Poetry | ||
i was gonna do a PICTO of an innocent nagging... | |||||
| May 25, 2007 | 2048 | 8 | Poetry | ||
... a PICTO for those who wear and share the... | |||||
| Jun 2, 2007 | 3168 | 4 | Poetry | ||
....just a funny (peculiar? haha?) view of the... | |||||
| Jun 12, 2007 | 688 | 13 | Poetry | ||
...at the risk of boring to a mouth gaping yawn... | |||||
| Jun 15, 2007 | 2724 | 4 | Poetry | ||
...back to nature ...quite simply a PICTO of a... | |||||
| Jun 24, 2007 | 1277 | 9 | Poetry | ||
...this little gee gee won't be off to a flying... | |||||
| Jul 1, 2007 | 1463 | 7 | Poetry | ||
...wibbly-wobbly PICTO of a wavey-wave! | |||||
| Jul 27, 2007 | 2142 | 5 | Poetry | ||
...a PICTO (naturally!) of what is supposed to... | |||||
| Jul 28, 2007 | 3173 | 3 | Poetry | ||
...yes! it really is a PICTO of a squeaky clean... | |||||
| Aug 31, 2007 | 2382 | 6 | Poetry | ||
...well, apart from aerial being somewhat... | |||||
| Sep 2, 2008 | 3644 | New | Poetry | ||
ok....so this is about reflection in a PICTO of... | |||||
| Sep 6, 2007 | 490 | 11 | Poetry | ||
...repetative? moi?? ...well hey ho here we go... | |||||
| Sep 10, 2007 | 2354 | 5 | Poetry | ||
....having longed for a thong thought it about... | |||||
| Oct 3, 2007 | 3226 | 3 | Poetry | ||
...PICTO of a guitar ...music man is set to... | |||||
| Oct 6, 2007 | 923 | 8 | Poetry | ||
...this PICTO requires much squinting to... | |||||
| Oct 7, 2007 | 2773 | 4 | Poetry | ||
...ok, so this is a PICTO of a (somewhat short)... | |||||
| Nov 9, 2007 | 1925 | 7 | Poetry | ||
...ok, so this is perhaps a poem pretending to... | |||||
| Nov 14, 2007 | 2119 | 6 | Poetry | ||
...ok, so this self-indulgent PICTO of a crying... | |||||
| Nov 18, 2007 | 2741 | 5 | Poetry | ||
...fun n frivolous ...merely a PICTO of barely... | |||||
| Nov 21, 2007 | 3286 | 3 | Poetry | ||
...back to nature, not so obvious at first... | |||||
| Nov 23, 2007 | 2975 | 4 | Poetry | ||
...can be forgiven if mistaken for copter... | |||||
| Nov 24, 2007 | 1780 | 6 | Poetry | ||
...just to prove i can still write "normal"... | |||||
| Nov 29, 2007 | 624 | 12 | Poetry | ||
...true, hardly a true likeness (could be any... | |||||
| Dec 9, 2007 | 2575 | 4 | Poetry | ||
.....weeeell.....how could i resist?.....just... | |||||
| Jan 30, 2008 | 1407 | 9 | Poetry | ||
ok....so you need some imagination here to see... | |||||
| Feb 8, 2008 | 2428 | 7 | Poetry | ||
no....not a PICTO!!! just an ordinary poem on a... | |||||
| May 22, 2008 | 598 | 10 | Poetry | ||
yes it's return of the PICTO....supposed to... | |||||
| May 29, 2008 | 2244 | 9 | Poetry | ||
yep it's a PICTO of a car....real sassy classy... | |||||
| Jun 2, 2008 | 2157 | 7 | Poetry | ||
this....believe it or not....is a PICTO of a... | |||||
| Jan 25, 2009 | 896 | 8 | Poetry | ||
ok, so there i was in a shoe shop in the lanes... | |||||
| Aug 25, 2008 | 1152 | 9 | Poetry | ||
...anyone with a bendy mind might find fun... | |||||
| Sep 2, 2008 | 947 | 11 | Poetry | ||
...about time for another rude one i... | |||||
| Sep 7, 2008 | 1019 | 9 | Poetry | ||
...and what better way to toast the host than a... | |||||
| Nov 22, 2008 | 1133 | 8 | Poetry | ||
ok....so it's a PICTO of that poor chap's... | |||||
| Nov 6, 2008 | 3257 | 4 | Poetry | ||
ok so....this is a flaming PICTO!....the... | |||||
| Dec 25, 2008 | 2546 | 5 | Poetry | ||
ok, so happy holidays everyone!....done with... | |||||
| Dec 28, 2009 | 1738 | 5 | Poetry | ||
yes i confess it's a cheat....a repeat of last... | |||||
| Dec 27, 2008 | 1879 | 5 | Poetry | ||
jeeez i must be bored cos i'm having a flurry,... | |||||
| Feb 23, 2009 | 1217 | 9 | Poetry | ||
ok so...time for another PICTO...hardly an... | |||||
| Mar 3, 2009 | 1833 | 5 | Poetry | ||
...ok so, having created a crazy lazy cat on... | |||||
| Mar 6, 2009 | 1903 | 7 | Poetry | ||
...could be mistaken for a crystal flower vase... | |||||
| Mar 9, 2009 | 1678 | 8 | Poetry | ||
...yes this is a PICTO of lips and what you... | |||||
| Mar 13, 2009 | 1759 | 7 | Poetry | ||
...not quite a 'yuppy guppy' i'm afraid flo,... | |||||
| May 21, 2009 | 1675 | 8 | Poetry | ||
...ok so it's fruity but somewhat lacking in... | |||||
| Aug 1, 2009 | 2908 | 4 | Poetry | ||
one from the heart...and oh yeah...as if you... | |||||
| Sep 7, 2009 | 2623 | 4 | Poetry | ||
believe it or not this is a PICTO of a... | |||||
| Feb 1, 2011 | 554 | 10 | Poetry | ||
simple tale about a simple spider...except that... | |||||
| Dec 24, 2009 | 3004 | 3 | Poetry | ||
...simply a bauble that has nothing better to... | |||||
| Dec 28, 2009 | 2101 | 5 | Poetry | ||
maybe it's the time of year, time for poetic... | |||||
| Mar 3, 2012 | 1605 | 6 | Poetry | ||
sorry if this surfaces somewhat... | |||||
| Sep 8, 2010 | 1380 | 7 | Poetry | ||
ok so...here is a PICTO...it is a brain no... | |||||
| Jan 25, 2011 | 2253 | 5 | Poetry | ||
sometimes the chat-up line works out... | |||||
| Jan 29, 2011 | 2410 | 5 | Poetry | ||
well...it's a PICTO of a hammer...it has no... | |||||
| Jun 19, 2010 | 3741 | 3 | Poetry | ||
love is like a kite in flight but can be quite... | |||||
| Jun 25, 2010 | 3634 | 3 | Poetry | ||
choking on smoking?...well here you go, maybe... | |||||
| Sep 5, 2010 | 1916 | 6 | Poetry | ||
ok so, might need to squint a bit to see this... | |||||
| Sep 11, 2010 | 1617 | 6 | Poetry | ||
um...yep, it's a PICTO of a bird!!! | |||||
| Sep 18, 2010 | 2708 | 5 | Poetry | ||
a friend of mine is building me a website that... | |||||
| Sep 19, 2010 | 2123 | 6 | Poetry | ||
i wrote this when thinking about a friend who's... | |||||
| Sep 20, 2010 | 3061 | 4 | Poetry | ||
...sorry to be a bore but have re-shaped the... | |||||
| Oct 2, 2010 | 2916 | 6 | Poetry | ||
love the idea of dancing moonbeams and how love... | |||||
| Jan 19, 2011 | 319 | 11 | Poetry | ||
been a while since i posted a PICTO and all i... | |||||
| Jan 20, 2011 | 150 | 17 | Poetry | ||
here in the uk we have a kinky undies and sex... | |||||
| Feb 2, 2011 | 677 | 10 | Poetry | ||
on a bit of a roll at the mo, for why i dunno,... | |||||
| Feb 5, 2011 | 2648 | 4 | Poetry | ||
yep, it's one for the road...PICTO of a motor... | |||||
| Feb 10, 2011 | 1409 | 6 | Poetry | ||
well sonny, you asked for it, so here's it is!... | |||||
| Mar 4, 2011 | 1425 | 7 | Poetry | ||
it might look like an alien, but no, it's a... | |||||
| Mar 6, 2011 | 670 | 9 | Poetry | ||
ok so, no this isn't a PICTO! it is instead a... | |||||
| Mar 16, 2011 | 2639 | 4 | Poetry | ||
um...yep it's PICTO of a heart! not a happy... | |||||
| Mar 28, 2011 | 890 | 8 | Poetry | ||
yes...ladies...those never ending questions... | |||||
| Sep 17, 2011 | 604 | 8 | Poetry | ||
my intro-picto! ...yes this is to announce the... | |||||
| Dec 30, 2011 | 1880 | 5 | Poetry | ||
it's a bit of a cheat....a repeat of earlier... | |||||
| Feb 4, 2012 | 3267 | 3 | Poetry | ||
been having a tough time so not been here much... | |||||
| Feb 6, 2012 | 2772 | 4 | Poetry | ||
no...not a picto...just a plain old ordinary poem! | |||||
| Feb 13, 2012 | 3239 | 3 | Poetry | ||
features of intimacy in the face of piracy... | |||||
| Mar 1, 2012 | 1559 | 5 | Poetry | ||
erm...still cant fathom what's happened to this... | |||||
| Feb 7, 2011 | 1427 | 5 | Short Story | ||
ok so this is a story, yes a story that just so... | |||||
| Sep 10, 2011 | 861 | 8 | Short Story | ||
first stab at a short story...ever!!!! probably... | |||||
