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The chase and executing of Bin Laden.

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Taking a break from Ruby Rose and feeling reflective, so thought I'd give poetry a crack. Not because I'm any good at it, but I wanted to play around with interpretations/double meanings. I know as a poem this is really awkward - clumsy rhyming, lousy rhythm, annoying experimental pace ... so I'm looking more for suggestions on how to improve, rather than pointing out what I already know is crap. I'm particularly looking for feedback on the content - I'm trying for the interpreting-alternative-meanings concept without being too obvious or too obscure ... walkin' the line, I guess.

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This is the monologue of a comedian who is doing his first performance on stage about meeting a girl on Match.com. I would like ideas on how to make it more humorous, and whether some of the "valley girl" language has to be removed to make it sound more like a male comedian. Also, let me know if it's R or PG.

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My writing penchant is humour, so this one is unusual for me, but had to be written. Whether I should have posted it on tNBW is another matter. I find the saturation promotional advertising of up-coming tv programs to be extremely irritating. One in particular that was doing the rounds really p'd me off. As I lay in bed one night trying to sleep I got quite incensed. I could not sleep until I had grabbed my laptop computer and wrote down what was bounding around inside my skull. This is the result.

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Was originally posted as a tough drabble but didn't like the way it ended so shortened it. A picture of what was and is becoming again.. poverty-- broken dreams. Any and all feedback...

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My daughter Nicole is pregnant with her second son. Last week she called and wanted to co-write a book with me about the things men shouldn't say to pregnant women. I doubt I'd live long enough to write that book and it would probably weigh a lot, so she'll have to be happy with this. The first four statements or questions were really said to her - three by her husband. Nicole, this one's for you and I'll be happy to testify on your behalf at your trial.

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The humorous story of an attractive forty-something woman, labeled by some in society as a "cougar," trying to succeed as the public relations manager to a sex-crazed Mayor in the world of Philadelphia's city politics. The wild antics of her dates, co-workers, and especially the mayor, add up as she tries to keep the mayor out of trouble and successfully land her dream job as a White House public relations manager. Things really get out of control when a religious foreign diplomat comes to town, accompanied by his beautiful twenty-two year old "party down" daughter.

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It's ironic that one of my favorite bands Bush has the same name as one of my least favorite people. I managed to overcome my aversion to the name long enough to write this story which came to me while listening to a Bush song.

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I took a group of kindergarten children through the museum two weeks ago. They were mostly little girls.

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The truth... finally.

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Divorce from a man's perspective perhaps?

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For some unknown reason, women feel they must drop hints as to the gifts they would like to receive from men. The poem is a silly take on how this ritual does NOT work!

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As usual, this little rant was inspired by things that have been said to me by men.

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