The Adventure Tournament

Written by: Nicholas Andrews

The novel will be released for sale on my facebook page and on Amazon on August 2, 2011. As such, I have disabled everything except the first three chapters. If you are interested in purchasing, please like my facebook page:
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This is a work of comedic fantasy, so be prepared for a lot of crude, rude and "dude" humor. This is the first book to take place in my world of Geffia. Brief synopsis:
Remy Fairwyn is an enthusiastic youngster, whose ambition is to travel the land in search of fame and treasure, righting wrongs and winning glory along the way. Unfortunately, he's currently enrolled in a seemingly neverendi...ng program of education at Foeny University. And he has a father who disapproves of such pursuits. And he happens to have a mind more suited to a pack mule than a great warrior. But that all changes when the kingdom's powers-that-be introduce an Adventure Tournament, with instant fame being the prize at the end.
This story contains (1) corrupt organization looking to use the kingdom's woes to swell its own coffers. Contains your daily requirement of Feminist Healers, Professional Wrestlers, Drama Kings, Pompous Asses, Narcoleptic Thieves, Overbearing Fathers, Ambiguous Relations, Runaway Treasure Chests, Flying Shoes and a pinch of Cute Kitty Monsters Willing to Devour Any and All. Also contains one (1) Remy, perhaps the most ill-suited adventurer to ever wield a big piece of wood. Stir the brain well before reading; side effects may include side-splitting laughter, mild cases of forehead slapping and erectile dysfunction. Do not read if pregnant.
Will Remy be able to confront all these elements and cook up an unlikely victory? Or is his participation a recipe for disaster?

Chapter 1 - Powers That Be"Disclaimer: Edgen is not a ..."
Chapter 2 - A (False) Moment of Clarity "
Chapter 3 - By this Stick, I Rule "
Chapter 98 - Query Letter"This is my first attempt at..."

Chapter 99 - Supplemental Material: Bring Me Back My Arrows"This is the complete song B..."

Chapter 99 - Supplemental Material: Adventure Tournament Soundtrack"A few years back, I tried m..."

Chapter 99 - Publication Announcement "